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Christmas List, 2009

Hi Everybody!

This is my christmas list for 2009:

- A bow (I will eventually include a link to one, haven’t settled on one yet)

-Borderlands

-A rainproof windbreaker (something to keep me dry, but isn’t really warm. If you use that link, I would prefer “bonsai”. A gift card to REI, Dick’s Sporting Goods, etc., would do just as well)

-Magic Cards ( Preferably boosters of Zendikar , Magic 2010 , and Shards of Alara . Also consider supporting your local gaming store rather than buying online! )

-Warm, wool clothing. Preferably in grey, black, and earth colors. For camping, so tough stuff!

-American Prometheus

-Rechargeable AAAs and a AAA recharger

-A microwavable travel mug for coffee. Preferably with a fashionable design.

-Mini weapons of Mass Destruction

Review: Battlefront 2

Yeah, you know it, new review.

Battlefront 2 was released in 2005 by LucasArts. It is largely an FPS, though there are some elements of spaceship combat in it.

Story: I’m going to neglect story for this one, since the story here is Star Wars. If your not familiar with Star Wars, I will refer you to here.

Visual Appeal: To be honest, when I was a little surprised to discover the release date was as late as 2005 because of the graphics. Although better then it’s predecessor, Battlefront 1, the level of graphic intensity is something I would have expected more in 2001 or 2002. Sort of disappointing, but still looks decent.

Because it falls short of the bar by several years, but not so much to detract from the game, I’m giving Battlefront 2 a 5/10 for visual appeal.

Interface: The interface is pretty intuitive: uses the common FPS mouse and WASD. My only complaints is that in Vista, scrolling down with the mouse scroll will change weapons but scrolling up will not. This has been true across a variety of mice. The spaceship combat uses the same controls, where W-S are acceleration and deceleration, and you look with the mouse. Spaceships even have afterburners which work the same as sprinting does in ground combat.

All in all, the interface in Battlefront 2 is easy to use, but I don’t feel it was really very creative. 8/10

Gameplay: The gameplay can get very intense, which is the strength of this game. Usual single player games have 50 or 60 soldiers on each side from a variety of classes. The AI is good enough that you see plenty of flanking, class changing to counter things, etc., making it an interesting game even to play on your own. Because this, however, a few of the game modes can be very frustrating, as you would rather be at more then one part of the map at once, since any decent player becomes a game changing super-soldier.

Despite it’s flaws, the game is fun to mess around with, earning a 9/10 for gameplay.

Difficulty: Difficulty is sort of a problem for Battlefront 2. As far as single player goes, if your any good at FPS’, Battlefront 2 won’t provide much of a challenge, even with the difficulty turned up. Multiplayer is a little different, since it depends more heavily on how good your opponent is rather.

Because of it’s lack of difficulty in single player, I’m giving it a 6/10 for Difficulty.

Replay Value: Battlefront 2’s medal system gives you an advantage if you play a lot. Newbies have to fend for them selves, vetrans get better weapons after enough kills, and even more advanced players get better weapons upon spawning. This means that a lot of the game becomes farming medals, but still enjoyable. The unfortunate fact is, however, Battlefront 2 is a little repetitive and become an excercise in doing the same thing over and over again.

Since repetitiveness is such a big problem, I’m giving Battlefront 2 only 5/10 for replay value.

Overall: I enjoy Battlefront 2. Not one of my top 10 games, but decent. It scores a 6.6/10.

Screenshots:

Ground Combat

Droids!

Bombs Away!

Bombs Away!

That is it for the Battlefront 2 review.

Hope you enjoyed!

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So after a long hiatus, I’ve decided to start blogging again.

Going to start probably with a review of something, probably Battlefront 2, since I have it around at the moment, then might go back and review Company of Heroes, Half-Life 2, Team Fortress 2, and a host of other games (Overlord, perhaps?)

I’ve been looking over my other reviews, and I have to say, I’m disappointed I never reviewed Startopia. I could have sworn I did, but I can’t see it. Unfortunately, it is refusing to work on Vista (despite working on Vista when I played it before..). If I can get Startopia working, you can bet you’ll see a review of it.

Failing that, I might write something. Or suggest a book (like Oprah’s Book Club! Wonderful!) or something.

Stay Tuned.

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Christmas List!

If you don’t know me personally, move along, move along.

What I want for Christmas:

Fable 2 (for xBox 360, I know what your thinking and Jhon owns one, as do my dorm mates)

Posters for my room (interesting ones.. my room is bare)

Sins of a Solar Empire (for PC)

Battlefront 2 (for PC. Its a starwars game, don’t get confused with battlefield 2!)

Dungeon Keeper 2 (don’t even know if they sell it anymore, really old game)

Startopia (see comment for Dungeon Keeper 2)

World in Conflict (for PC)

Spore Creepy and Cute Parts Pack (Already have Spore, it is le awesome)

Hinterland (RPG for PC)

A good pair of superwarm knitted socks! Especially if they are machine washable and large enough to put over already socked feet. Knitted slipper socks?

Another pair of the bright green avon slippers. Mine are getting worn down and (lets face it) sorta smelly.

Something to keep my head warm while I sleep.

Something to keep my head warm while roaming campus.

A milkshake. Its just a timeless, and delicious, idea.

This is a living Document, so come back looking for updates.

Merry Christmas!

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Wait a minute!

“Hey wait, where are my reviews!? You promised reviews!”

Yeah, yeah I did. But I’ve grown bored. Reviews just don’t seem fulfilling for some reason.

The blog may die for a little while while I figure out what else to put up, but be patient!

Content it will eventually have!

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Review: Arcanum

Well, finally, here it is. What was I doing in the mean time? Thats a looong story.

Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magick Obscura was released in 2001 by Troika Games and Sierra Entertainment. Initial reponse was good, but somewhat critical.

Story: Lets talk briefly about Arcanum’s story. In all honesty, the story is what made the game so amazing for me. Winding and meandering, and sometimes slow, the plot has slowly grows, deepening the mystery of Arcanum. Although predictable in some parts, there are some major plot twists that end up throwing you off towards the end of the game. What really astonished me is that the story is so inevitable and fluid that killing several of the important NPCs that play crucial roles in the plot does not stop you from finishing the game. In fact, there are several points in which you could choose any of 3 or 4 completely different paths through major plot points, taking place in different cities, with different people. Of course, the “main” path is the most obvious, but they provide interesting finds to vetrans. In addition to the main plot, Arcanum has more possible side quests, and much deeper stories for their side quests then any other game on the market, including recent games such as Mass Effect.

Arcanum’s Story easily scores a 10/10, and I don’t give that lightly.

Visual Appeal: This is a place where Arcanum falls a little short. Admittedly, as a game that premiered in 2001, we cannot expect it to place too well among the beautified realm of modern games. Beyond even this, some of the particle effects, and a lot of the sprites, are unnecessarily pixelated. This is something they should have shored up a little before releasing the game.

Never the less, the graphics aren’t bad for their time, so I’m giving it a 6/10.

Interface: The Arcanum interface is largely intuitive. Sadly, a few short comings show up here and again, involving the fact that the hotbar does not actually allow you to use hotkeys to use potions (something that will cost in combat). Magic, which potentially plays a very powerful role in the game, is sometimes hard to use in combat without hitting two or three buttons that could have just been streamlined out. The Interface design itself is pretty with a steampunk tune to it; even before steampunk was popular.

For interface, Arcanum earns itself a 7/10.

Gameplay: Arcanum’s gameplay is a little choppy too. While the roleplay and speaking parts you play have a huge effect on the plot that is unraveling, as well as the final outcome of the game, the combat is lacking. Because of the annoying feature of having to click buttons over and over, I eventually lowered myself to turn-based combat from the default non-turn-based. Never the less, the combat ends up playing a relatively minor role in the game to the story-oriented mindset of most rpgers.

For Gameplay, Arcanum scores a 6/10.

Difficulty: Arcanum’s difficulty can be changed by simply toggling through the options on the options menu. The difficulty setting simply adjusts how much experience you get and how often you suffer a critical failure. As a result, the change has a resounding effect through the entire game that can have completely unexpected consequences later on. It does allow you to toggle up the difficulty, and even toggle it down if you eventually decide you set it too high. In the end, it gives you a nice scale that allows newbies access to the game, as well as grizzled vetrans.

Arcanum scores a 7/10 for difficulty.

Replay Value: Arcanum has a massive amount of replay value. Despite the fact it essentially follows one basic plot, there are about a thousand different ways to get there, tons of different character designs to try, and a good sized pool of different followers you can attract. Most people I know who play Arcanum end up playing it through 2 or 3 times before they are done.

For Replay Value, Arcanum scores a 9/10.

Overall: Arcanum is one of my favorite RPGs of all time. A definite must get despite its score of 6/10. Maybe I’m rating these games too harshly?

Screenshots:

Technologist in Combat

Talking to a Citizen

Newspaper

Dominate Will

Thats all for now. Expect a Review for Dungeon Keeper 2 to pop up in the next couple of weeks.

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Story: Part Two!

So your probably thinking to yourself: Is there going to be a part three? Is the story going to continue after this?

The answer is: Maybe. I didn’t write a third part today (well, physically), which means I may not have the momentum to write a third part. If you are all interested, I might be able to do something about it, but till then, we have an eternity of cliffhanger.

Enjoy!

Flight to Easter Island

I would have rather taken the train. The carriage was going to add nearly a month to my travel, but I couldn’t afford the attention train passengers are given. Our little Berlin problem had blossomed into the New Berlin Empire, and had seized control of the surrounding land. Prince Nigel had fled to Paris, marking the end of the magocracy’s control of Berlin, and there were rumors that General Yreklin had been killed.

Traveling at all was dangerous, but I had to make the move. I was headed toward Casablanca where I would catch a boat to Easter Island. If what Robert said was true in his letter, my suspicions of a link between the passage of Junzt’s Unaussprechlichen Kulten’s description of the Oho-tea architecture, and some unlabeled diagrams in Eibon’s Liber Ivonis were correct. Dangerous as it is, the Oho-tea witchdoctors may be the key to wand-less casting, something that I strived for. I was tired of the crutch the wand had become, I was nothing without it.

I was to transfer to a zeppelin in Lyons, which was still under the power of a magocracy. Within a few days, I would be in Casablanca boarding the St. Maria which would head south, past the horn, and to Easter Island. I will be much more comfortable on the airboat, and only if it was to continue as far as Easter Island, or even the New World. The carriage wasn’t too bad, however. In fact, the seats were quite comfortable, and, despite the rough roads, the ride was smooth and quiet.

The nights were less comfortable. I slept in the carriage, but the seat was much shorter then I was; the result was a dull pain in my back throughout the entirety of the journey. I suppose I couldn’t complain though. It was a far cry better then what would have happened on the train had New Berlin’s soldiers found me.

Before I left I sent several letters, warning my friends in Germanic-Europe to retreat west or south. Sergei Yegorif had gone south to Greece and, before I left, I received a letter of his safe arrival, as well as a drawing of a Greek temple. I was impressed, impressed enough to consider it my new home after my journey, as Berlin was now not safe.

Among the letters I sent was one to Kirin. I mention it only because of its length and importance. I detailed the consequences of not leaving in hopes of persuading her to leave Berlin and spoke of my travel to Casablanca. I wouldn’t dare mention the reason for my journey, save I was traveling to see Roger, an old friend of mine. If I was lucky, Kirin would take the hint and head, at the very least, to Paris.

When I finally reached Lyons, I was eager to escape the wooden carriage that had become my prison. I paid the carriage driver, and headed toward the air-docks. I paused in the city square to look up at the clock that adorned the side of the dock: 7:36. My zeppelin left at 8 o’clock sharp. I hurried into the dock and took the stairs two at a time at first, but I soon out-ran my breath and slowly took the rest one step at a time. I stepped, exhausted, onto the zeppelin. A kind faced man greeted me.

“Good Evening, Sir! Name?”

I smiled. “Fenris. Fenris Mourn.” The man nodded and noted something on his sheet.

“Ticket?”

“Right, Right…” I fumbled through my pockets and produced the small green slip. The man took it and inspected it closely, then nodded again.

“Thank you, Sir, do enjoy the flight.” He gestured me into the cabin, and with a smile, I proceeded inside. I found the first open room and stepped inside. There was room for another passenger, but I hoped no one would take it. I much preferred my privacy.

I set down my bags and hung my hat on the hook by the door. After a spending a moment with the mirror, making sure my hair looked alright, I stepped back out into the hallway and down to the dining room. The dining room was full of bright, young faces, mostly male, who hoped to take a boat across the Atlantic to the New World. Stories of riches and exotic, beautiful women attracted men and boys alike to the New World like moths to a flame. The only empty table was a booth next to the large open window. I approached it suspiciously, since I would have expected a table with such a view would have been taken, but finding nothing wrong, I sat down.

The dining room’s menu was limited, but I was hungry. When the waitress came but a moment later, I was already ready with my order.

“Evening, Hun,” she said with a practiced smile.

“Evening. Could I have the lemon chicken and a glass of water?” She nodded and jotted down my order on a pad.

“What brings you up here, Hun? We don’t see many of your type on here.” I paused at her words and looked up at her again. I had not been expected to be pegged as a mage so quickly, let alone by a waitress.

“Hmm? Oh, um, business.” She didn’t seem completely satisfied with the response, so I quickly changed the topic. “How could you tell?”

“Your eyes. You’re educated, I can tell. Most of the folks we see here aren’t. Gives you right away.” She smiled. I smiled back.

“Well, thank you.” I smiled at her.

“I’ll get your order in.” Her voice was very matter-of-fact, and I nodded before turning toward the window. With a shudder, the zeppelin began to ascend, right on schedule. My window seat gave me a beautiful panoramic view of the French region of Germanic Europe, and I traced with my eyes the extensive rail system the Prince had spent so much installing.

As we began moving away from the city, I turned my eyes down toward the city below. My attention was snatched by a commotion in the street. Grey-clad soldiers were moving into the square in front of the air-dock and, experiencing armed resistant by the red-clad soldiers of the magocracy, were firing rifles. I opened the window slightly, pressing my ear to the opening. The gun shots sounded like insignificant pops. I frowned and looked around the room. The rest of the patrons had begun to notice and were moving to the windows to look down.

The firing continued for several moments before the grey-clad soldiers disappeared inside the air-dock. Although fading pops could still be heard, there was nothing that could be seen in the growing darkness. Suddenly a bright light began to flash atop the air-dock. I scrambled to grab a pencil and paper from my coat, writing down the letters.

-A-F-E-N-R-I-S-A-B-O-A-R-D-?-

I swore quietly under my breath. How did they know I was here? They didn’t know if I had boarded the zeppelin, which was reassuring, but my life now sat in the hands of the Captain. If he reported me on board, they could recall the zeppelin, or worse, blow it out of the sky. The pause seemed to go on for hours, my heart racing. Finally, the response came, reflecting off the dirigible’s envelope.

-N-O-

I breathed a sigh of relief and sat back. The answer was unusually short for an official message, but I had the feeling the Captain knew what the soldiers might do if they knew I was aboard. The momentary lapse of anxiety was soon ended by another thought. Had my letter to Kirin been intercepted? Although there was no way New Berlin could send troops to Casablanca fast enough, but the rails would have allowed them to respond even if they intercepted it only a week ago. And what of Kirin? Her address was on the letter! Was she already dead?

I continued to stare out the window as my mind raced, and did not notice when the flames first began to lick the air-dock. Soon, the entire city of Lyons, slowly sinking into the dark horizon, was glowing orange. The frustration of my escape must have made their Lieutenant rash.

When my food came, I paid, but did not eat it. An entire city burnt to ashes, and Kirin… I did not sleep that night, nor for most of the trip. Sitting instead by the window, staring. Not all stories have happy endings, but no one ever expects those stories to be theirs.

Fin! Hope you Enjoyed!

As always, Leave comments below.

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Story, Part One

So, this was actually originally written as a short story. Specifically, as a series of Diary entries. I eventually decided, however, that the diary style is very interesting for me since I can extrapolate in depth about research, texts, and political following of my characters, it can be very boring for the reader.

Instead, I am giving about a 3 page short story per diary entry, recording important aspects of the day/time in a more first person writing style. We’ll see how long it lasts before I get horrible bored.

As a side note, I hope to do a review of Arcanum in the coming week or so.

Story!

The Beginning

The morning air was cool and crisp. It would have been a nice day to sit on the porch with Summer’s Poison de Umbras and a cup of coffee, but I had more important things to do. I pulled on the reins and my horse stopped at the forest’s edge. I peered up the hill at the tower above, carefully searching for lights, smoke, or other signs of habitation. Finding nothing, I gave a little sigh and continued up the hill.

Ms. Terin had always been a sweet woman, and the news of her death had brought me great grief. She had always been good at what she did, and had always been compassionate about it. It was largely because of this that she was able to live here, with such a magnificent view of Berlin and the surrounding countryside, without other mages coming to pillage her knowledge and trinkets. On some level, I would have been happier if it was a mage that had killed her; mages are predictable and finding her killer wouldn’t have been hard. No, it was the people of Berlin who had killed her. Ever since Kingslan perfected the “wizard-killing” bullet, it didn’t take a wizard to kill a wizard. Berlin had never been the same.

I stopped at the door and looked about again, watching the surrounding woods and homes for activity. God Forbid any of the rising Anti-Mage groups spot me. Satisfied, I dismounted my horse and patted him on the side. The door was unlocked, but I paused before opening it. My thoughts turned to the last time I was here, when Ms. Terin had invited me to tea. She was such a kind old woman.

“Just go in and get the books, nothing else.” I reminded myself. I wasn’t a looter, I was here for the things she had promised me. With a final sigh, I pushed the door open. The warm air rushed out, bringing with it a nauseating smell of rotting food. I coughed and stepped away from the door, gasping for clean air. I pulled my shirt up over my nose and pushed in.

The building was dark, things were strewn about the floor, and there were signs of scorching on the floor. A smile crept across my face. Ms. Terin didn’t go without a fight. I chuckled to myself, thinking of the faces of the first men in. The stench broke me back to Earth, and I quickly stepped over to the window over the sink, throwing it open and gasping for the clean air outside.

Something on a shelf caught my eye, and I knelt down to look at it. The little porcelain figure, not more than three inches tall, depicted a thin, tall woman with wisp hair and a kind face. I smiled and picked up the figurine. I know I promised not to take anything else, but it would be nice to have the little statue of Ms. Terin. I looked up for a moment at the silver plates above the bottom shelf and saw something – someone – in the window.

There was a flash of light, and I threw myself away from the shelves. Splinter of wood, glass, and metal rained down as I whipped my wand out, pointing it at the window. My eyes locked with the wild blue eyes of the girl beyond the window, and I let out a cry. “Fuck! Kirin! What the hell do you think you’re doing!?”

She glared at me. “Protecting my find.”

“Your find!? Fuck, Kirin, you nearly killed me!” My hand began to throb and I looked down at it. The porcelain figurine had broken in my hand, the shards digging into my skin. I shook loose the shards, blood pouring from my hand. “Fuck!”

“Get the hell out.”

I gripped my hand to my shirt, stemming the blood flow best I could. “Kirin, your gifted, we all know that, but you’re getting arrogant. This is not a ‘find’ it’s someone’s home. It’s hardly respectful to blow apart their shelves.”

“She’s dead, it doesn’t matter.” Her expression had not changed, her wand still outstretched.

I let out an exasperated sigh. “What do you even expect to find here? There’s nothing here worth killing anyone over.”

“Maybe not in your mind, old man.”

“Kirin!” I shook my head. “You could have at least warned me! After all those times I saved you your life.”

“I don’t need you anymore.” Her still raised wand was starting to bother me. I glanced around the room; the stairs were only about five feet away from me. Ms. Terin’s library was upstairs, if I could get up there…

“I’ll tell you what, how about a compromise? I’ll spend five minutes upstairs grabbing what I want, then I’m out of here. Everything here, in the basement, and what I don’t take upstairs is yours.”

“What’s upstairs that you want?”

“Books. I’m a bookworm.” I shrugged, hoping I would seem apologetic. She nodded slowly, and I did not wait for her to reconsider.

The library was dingy as downstairs, and I opened the window with my uninjured hand. I started skimming the titles, Kirin was not going to give me a second longer than five minutes, and I would much rather not have to hurt her. Arrogant as she is, she is promising, and could prove important when the Berlin problem became large enough to be dealt with.

Shadows and Darkness, by Fredrick Eisenhower. No, already read it, wasn’t promising. Bestiary of Fey, already have a copy. Liber Ivonis, Yes! I snatched the work off the shelf, spilling blood over the floor in my excitement. I swore again and clutched the hand to my shirt again. I opened the book best I could and skimmed it. Authentic, Perfect. I had no idea that Ms. Terin had a copy, or that anyone in Germanic Europe had a copy. This was all I needed. I placed the book in my bag and turned to take one last look out over the landscape.

A light caught my eye. Gathering torches in the brightening dawn. “Fuck!” Things just kept getting worse. I tore back down the stairs. “Kirin! Kirin! Wizard hunters!”

She looked up at me from her perusal of a drawer, and her eyes grew wide. “Shit!

“Go! Go! Take my horse!” I motioned her toward the door, and she bolted. I heard my steed whiney in protest of the new rider, then take off at a gallop into the woods. I jumped through the window. Unable to catch myself, I rolled to land on my back. I gasped in pain as I landed; the carrots were ready to be harvested. Pulling myself to my feet, I stumbled slightly. I paused to regain my senses, then retrieved my wand. With a quick motion I knit together the shadows into a horse, its eyes glowing with the umbral motives of midnight. Pulling myself atop the freezing creature, I willed it to gallop. The horse’s motions were abrupt and artificial, but its quick noiseless stride was a boon. I looked over my shoulder, squinting at the sun. I couldn’t see the hunters yet. I didn’t dare stop till I was deep into the woods.

Fin! Hope you Enjoyed!

I already have part two written, so you’ll at least see that. I only got as far as Part Two of a story I was writing for Queen Elizabeth Faulke Wallace Lundblade the First before I got bored and stopped, so we’ll see how this one goes.

Leave Comments and Suggestions below.

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Short Story: The Cold

Been awhile since I posted, and I’m quite proud of this story. Inspired by a variety of things, but I don’t know if you can pick them out in here unless you’re me, or one of my close friends.

Alas, here we are:

The Cold

My head was throbbing. I tried to move my hands and found them bound, my legs the same. I slowly opened my eyes, taking in the dim room. A few scattered belongings, a medical bag with familiar medical supplies, and a chair. I shook my head. Last thing I could remember I was fighting those damn pirates. Shit. I’m captive. Are they going to torture me? Drown me? As the reality of my situation set in, I began to panic, and my head began to spin.

Quite abruptly, the door opened, interrupting my thoughts. A young man stepped through, dressed in black, with a clipboard.

“Oh good, your finally awake! I was worried we had lost you.” He seemed cheery, almost friendly, but I replied with a cold glare. “Come now. I’m a doctor. I’m here to help.” I replied with a scoff.

With a sigh, he gripped his clipboard to his chest. “I know, I know. Doctor amongst privateers. Hm. Don’t thin k it’s a plum job, but a man’s got to eat!” He smiled again and lowered the clipboard, picking a fountain pen off the table. “Now then, your name?”

I pondered an insult, but settled for silence and a glare. The man frowned. “Alright then, I hope to change it later, but in the mean time, you’re Patient 46. My name is Doctor Hammond. Pleasure.” He scratched at the attached paper with the pen before setting them both down on the table. Picking up the stethoscope he turned toward me again and folded his arms.

“So, cooperate or not, I do have a job to do, so here’s what I’m going to do: I’m going to check your head for any serious injury, treat any other injuries you have, and then check you for diseases. Can’t let you get the crew sick.” He smirked, as if I would care. “Any pain to complain of?”

Normally, I wouldn’t have responded, but maybe this Doctor could help me. “ ‘Ead hurts.” My voice was weaker then I intended. “I’m sorry?” “My ‘Ead Hurts.” I said a bit louder. With a nod, he walked behind me.

I’m uncomfortable with people behind me, even when not bound to a chair, and try all I could, I couldn’t turn my head far enough to keep an eye on him. “Look forward for me, let me have a look at you.” I made a noise of protest, but complied. If this damn headache was gone I might be able to figure a way out of here.

His hands were warm and comforting, until he found my wound. I gasped and pulled away, wincing among his apologies. He didn’t pause long, parting my hair and taking a look at the wound. “Ooh, this is pretty bad. Nothing a big of rest and bandages won’t heal.” His voice faded as he stepped away from me, and I heard water sloshing behind me.

I steeled myself best I could manage, but I couldn’t stifle the wincing as he dabbed at and cleaned the wound. He worked quickly though, and was soon wrapping my head with bandages. When he stepped in front of me to admire his handiwork, I gave him a gruff look of thanks. With a smile, he nodded.

“My pleasure. Anything else bothering you?”

“Just the ropes.”

He laughed. “If only I could help. I do prefer my patiences less fettered, but the captain’s orders.” He shrugged, and turned toward the medical bag again, rummaging around. “Next thing to check is your gums. Scurvy, gingivitis, decay, excreta, will let me adjust your diet properly.” He turned toward me with a pair of nasty looking metal hooks atop short bars. He laughed again. “Don’t be so apprehensive. Won’t hurt you a bit! Come now, if you don’t cooperate with this one, you’ll be eating tasteless gruel.” Reluctantly, I opened my mouth.

He pulled the chair up in front of me and sat down, poking his tools into my mouth and frowning. “Looks like you have a bit of scurvy… no matter, I think I have some lemons down in the car-…” he paused suddenly, looking around the room. I followed his gaze, but found nothing. Then I felt it: the room was getting colder. The Doctors eyes widened with fear. “Shit.

With a clatter, he stood up and tripped over the chair. The cold began to wrap around me like a heavy blanket. The doctor scrambled to the bag and poured the contents out onto the table, grepping through the contents even as tools and vials clattered to the floor. I shivered and the room began to grow dimmer. He quickly returned with a vial, and spoke quickly and loudly, but he sounded muffled and distant. “Take this! Drink! Drink! Don’t let them in!” I felt the liquid going down my throat. It was warm and reassuring; the room grew brighter for a moment, and I watched him rush to the door.

CAPTAIN!” The room began to grow dimmer again. “CAPTAIN!” His voice was only an echo. CAPTAIN, QUICKLy! I felt something crawling on my hand, and I looked down. Little black things poured up over my leg and began burrowing into my skin. I could feel them crawling, spreading. The doctor’s voice was gone now, and I shivered hard in the deepening cold. Finally, all went dark, but I could feel the things wriggling beneath the skin of my neck.

I heard a scream closeby. The scream of utter terror as sanity flees the mind of a man clawing at the Earth, pleading with the demons that haunt the far corners and dark shadows of his nightmares. The screaming grew louder; Does that screaming come from me?

Fin! Hope you enjoyed.

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We Must Do This Not Because It is Easy, but Because It is Hard

So after visiting the Kennedy Space Center today, I have a few words I would like to say about NASA, Constellation (plan to go to the Moon, then to Mars) and the ISS (International Space Station)

I have heard a lot of people justify cutting NASA’s budget because we should be worrying “about cleaning up our planet before we go screw up other planets.”

Too true, Too true. I cannot agree more. In fact, Screw NASA, there are some serious matters we need to attend to! We should be spending that money:

Researching Cures for Cancer

Researching Cures of AIDS

Researching Ways to make Planes Safer for Passengers

Improving Highway design to Increase Traction During Wet Seasons

Improving the Efficiency of Combustion

Research Protein Growth to Improve Effectiveness of Medications and Therapies

Research Solar Panels (since, lets be honest, its the next big thing in the Southern States)

Research Efficient Computing and Put Engineers to Work thinking of Ways to Save Energy

Research Lighter, Stronger Alloys with better long-term Durability for Implants

Research Weather Patterns and Create An Early Warning System so people know when to get out when a storm is coming

Research Protective Gear to Keep Firefighters and Other Humans who have to Work in Hostile Environments Safe

Research Conservation of Resources and How to Reduce Waste

Figure out how to Reduce Pesky Air Travel Delays

Create Highly Effective Emergency Blankets for War-Torn or Disaster Torn Areas

Improve our Sleep

Improve Agricultural Output

and, Most Importantly, Promote Peaceful Partnership of Countries and People Worldwide.

Oh, Wait..

Thanks NASA. We all owe you one.

The Whole World Mourns the Astronauts and Cosmonauts - Human Beings - who have lost their Lives Promoting Peace, Unity, and Exploration.

Jumble, End Post.

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